Look Out Rachel Zoe

So during all my blogging "research"... (which is really just taking the "personal shopping procrastination" I do to an unhealthy degree on a daily basis and posting it for the benefit of others), I've come across www.piperlime.com and all it has to offer. But more importantly I noticed the "Girl on a Budget Tab"- which made me really excited that finally someone understands the need for a budget, even if I sometimes fail in my personal attempts to respect it. I've actually featured a few items from piperlime.com and this section in particular, so I thought I'd share it for the rest of you recessionistas out there... so click below-->

http://piperlime.gap.com/browse/category.do?cid=49526

Of course when my eyes glanced upwards I also noticed the "Rachel Zoe's Picks" which is generally not budget friendly. I knew "roughly" who Rachel Zoe is but my knowledge basically consisted of this- "Oh that blonde who always look like she just stepped in sh*t and has some stupid reality TV show- which means she has about as much talent as Snooki." I personally think the tranny version of Rachel Zoe looks more attractive than her bitch face.

But when I wikipediad (how does one spell this made up verb?) her, I realized that not only is she FROM NEW JERSEY, but she's from about 20-25 minutes away from me. Awkward. Guess that bitch face is just some Jersey Sass, which I can respect. Then I also found out that "Although Zoe works with high profile clients and has a very notable fashion sense, she does not have any formal fashion training." I'm going to assume her training just consisted of hanging out at the Short Hills Mall. I kind of figured that if all you need to do in order to get a "Tab" on www.piperlime.com is
1) be from NJ
2) have extensive experience at the short hills mall
3) have a bitch face at all times
4) pick out clothes that you like which other people design
5) and turn whoretastic hollywood celebrities into something respectable looking for an evening...

 then I can definitely be the next Rachel Zoe, and arguably, I could do it better and on a budget.

So dear Bravo, piperlime.com, etc- I think you should invest in my future- feel free to contact me! I hope you like metallics!