Happy St. Patrick's Day!

dance leprechaun, dance! 

Arguably the best holiday of the year for the following reasons
1. Car bombs
2. Green beer
3. small gingers running around as leprechauns- always entertaining
4. the perfect catholic excuse for binge drinking
5. you can dye anything green- the more creative the better
6. another excuse to day drink
7. an excuse to wear a clever shirt/or make one up
8. still allows me to incorporate gold metallic leggings- pot of gold baby
9. they dye the entire chicago river green- amazing
10. every city celebrates it to an extreme... yes even the fake city of hoboken (see below video)

some of my favorite shirts below 

gangster

who doesn't love a clever play on words?

cause i do

Clever play on words again

and one more time for good luck 

it's just logical 

It starts bar fights, so I don't have to

I know a lot of people who need this shirt

A statement I tend to use on a regular basis

The shirt that defines me best

I appreciate the subtle sarcasm

not a shirt, but surely an efficient way to get around

not really associated, but i think i should own this... and it's green

genius- It talks for you, when you are too bombed to articulate

sometimes a picture says more

Because New Jersey always knows how to celebrate a holiday with class....