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Tea Room Harem Pants
$148
anthropologie.com |
it's rare to find an article of clothing that really embodies everything you hate... especially by anthropologie...but I guess there's a first time for everything. I present to you, the ugliest pants I've seen, maybe ever, for a bargain price of $148. It's like the 7 deadly sins: 1) harem pants, 2) floral pattern, 3) floral pattern so ugly that it could only be from an old abandoned couch from the 1960s, 4) cropped pants, 5) ill-fitting fat pants, 6) overpriced, 7) and lastly, poorly named-"Tea Room Harem Pants?" I'm pretty sure these are two words that should never be placed in the same sentence- cause I assure you that pants have no place in a harem and you don't go to a tea room for haremesque activities. I'm going to give anthro some credit and say, they clearly are charging $148 so that no one buys these hideous things they had to produce to keep in line with this alleged "trend."
Yes, apparently "patterned pants" are a trend- the only person I blame more than the designers behind this evil plot to make us all look like fat female golfers dressed in Lily Pullitzer or backup dancers in a bad remake of an old MC hammer video, is Rihanna. Not every trend is meant to be followed- if the top designers told you to jump off a bridge- would you do it? Apparently Riri would, which is why I have some serious beef with her at the moment.
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Sorry, Riri, it's not that I don't like you, but just dye your hair back to this and maybe I can let the pants thing slide, just this once.
the tea room harem pants are an updated take on mrs helen kelly's palazzo pants, circa 1996
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