Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Kanye, step away from the scarf rack


The fashionable scarf, which deviates from the classic wool or cashmere winter accessory, is nothing new. First there was the pashmina, which every city street corner kiosk sold, for "five dolla". Then a few years ago, the material became more lightweight, and even acceptable to rock in warmer climates, or to craftily hide a double chin (you know who you are). I love the look since it makes any simple outfit pop, so I'm a huge fan when GIRLS decide to wear them. 

However, I never really expected men to start picking up on the trend. I mean, I know that men's fashion isn't as diverse as women's, but really guys? You couldn't just leave this one alone? My personal opinion is that a classic wool or cashmere scarf looks great on guys, but anything else looks ridiculous, even on David Beckham (sorry becks), and makes me question is he shaves his legs to match with that scarf. If this and the fact that Chris Brown wears a fashion scarf isn't reason enough to hate it (unless you are gay- then you flaunt that scarf), then I don't know what else is. But of course, since Kanye thinks he is invincible to my commentary (ridiculous, right?), not only has he decided to start rocking the male scarf, but now he's going to be involved in their production (Kanye's Album Art to be transformed in to silk scarves). There are just certain moments when art, fashion, and Kanye should never be combined. I wouldn't be surprised if his next rap went something like this, "She got an ass that can swallow up a G string, but that aint nothing on the male scarf I pair with my fancy earrings." Yes, I know, it's only a matter of time before they request my song writing talent to bring in the cash money. 

I wear this so I can hide my face in shame 
Becks, I know you're expecting a daughter, but do you two really want to start sharing clothes? Isn't that with Victoria is for? 

Amber Rose: "All the money in the world can't make me look at that man scarf" 

So, for all you WOMEN, out there, here are my favorite scarf options for spring. There's a mix but I've really been digging the funky patterns (abstract, floral, and combined fabrics) and bright colors to get it poppin. For all of you men, I will hunt you down if you click on any of these links, and don't tell me you're buying it for your girl friend. 
Forever 21 "Batik Tassel Scarf"
$9.80
available in 3 colors at www.forever21.com

Forever 21 "Glitzy Stripes Scarf"
$8.80
available at www.forever21.com

Anthropologie "Grown in Autumn Scarf"
$44
available in 2 colors www.anthropologie.com

Anthropologie "Massive Mum Scarf"
$60
available in 3 colors at www.anthropologie.com 

Forever 21 "Pleated Metallic Touch Scarf"
$8.80
available in 2 colors at www.forever21.com

Forever 21 "Tri Scarped Scarf"
$7.80
www.forever21.com 

UO "Desert Printed Eternity Scarf"
$28
available www.urbanoutfitters.com

UO "Flora Paisley Lurex Square Scarf"
$20
available at www.urbanoutfitters.com


Asos "Pieces Animal Print Tube Scarf"
$21.52
available at www.us.asos.com

Asos "Pieces Gry Snake Print Tube Scarf"
$21.52
available at www.us.asos.com

Asos "Pieces Mercedes Skull Tube Scarf"
$26.90
available at www.us.asos.com

Asos "Pieces Splash Tribal Print Scarf"
$21.52
available at in 2 colors at www.us.asos.com

Asos "Pieces Tzila Flora Print Scarf"
$21.52
available at www.us.asos.com

Asos "Pieces Vicky Flower Bud Print Scarf"
$28.69
available at www.us.asos.com 

Asos "Pieces Violet Long Scarf"
$28.69
available at www.us.asos.com

River Island "Spotty Snood with Chains"
$30.48
available at www.us.asos.com

River Island "Stripe and Chain Snood Scarf"
$26.99
available at www.us.asos.com

Marc by Marc Jacobs "Pixel Glass Jersey Scarf"
$58
available at www.shopbop.com

UO "Pleated Lightweight Eternity Scarf"
$24
available at www.urbanoutfitters.com

UO "Rugby Stripe Oblong Scarf"
$24
available at in 3 colors www.urbanoutfitters.com

J. Crew "Silk Driving Scarf"
$58
available at www.urbanoufitters.com 

UO "Ikat Eternity Scarf"
$29
available in 3 colors at www.urbanoutfitters.com

Asos "Pieces Floral Print Looped Scarf"
$28.69
available at www.us.asos.com








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