apparently it took this god character 7 days to make the world, but it took me 7 minutes to make this blog- what a fool

I've been on the fence about this blogging business, but I have finally decided that the world is a better place with me and my opinions in it. Now I will go ahead and tell you what this blog IS NOT....

1. personal reflection that no one cares about... unless it is hilarious

2. emotional whining

3. a "call for help" blog- all of you perpetrators of this, you know who you are 

4. some sort of weird self-portrait photo montage 

I figure it will mostly consist of things that piss me off/need to be made fun of- this might have to be it's own personal section, fashion advice, and just things I find entertaining in general. we'll see how it goes