While turmoil spreads in the middle east, middle eastern harem pants threaten to spread turmoil to fashionistas every where

Sure there are hundreds dying for the sake of establishing democracy in the middle east, but this (see below)... well this needs to stop. I first stumbled upon these glorified diaper pants while vacationing in Buenos Aires in March of 2009, and I was hoping the trend would remain there. I personally blame a close friend of mine, ms. leah, for bringing them back with her somehow to the states... Now these horrific things have started to catch popularity, and can even be found amongst high end designers. WHYYYYY?! These allegedly served a purpose in the middle east because they "create a cooling draft"....Do the american people have a serious ass sweating problem of which I am unaware? These and other mysteries remain unanswered. In the meantime, I stand firmly against them.