Red Lace Deliciousness Part 2

The the best red lace dress option I could find is this dress from ModCloth.com (if someone has something better, please, do tell). Frankly I think it kind of sucks. I mean, I'm sure it's cute on or whatever, but this is one of those cases where I don't think it's a good idea to settle- it's like why go to McDonald's when you can have Five Guys? Now I just need someone to provide me with Five Guys.

"City Sizzle Dress"
$54.99
http://www.modcloth.com/Womens/Dresses/-City-Sizzle-Dress

AND IF I DON'T GET WHAT I WANT... I will be forced to run to the nearest fabric store, purchase as much red lace as they have available, and cover my ENTIRE BODY IN IT, and then run around in ONLY MY UNDERWEAR.... Oh wait, this was already done... fuck it, I'll just settle for eating a batch of red velvet cakes.

Lady Gaga being Bat Shit, per usual