Shoes: I WILL DANCE THE BLACK SWAN!

So if you've bothered to pay any attention to the random advertisements popping up on the side of your facebook page, no, not the one advertising "this simple trick to lose belly fat" (which by the way is acai berry, allegedly, not like i clicked on that link... whatever you probably did too), but the one advertising a distinctly fierce pair of heels. Ash designed these heels, and I think they're pretty badass. I love the pairing of canvas, which to me screams summer, with fierce leather hardware. In particular, the military green paired with the black leather really pops. It's very black swan vs. white swan coming together to make perfection. The only problem is that this swan doesn't have $215 hiding under her tutu, so what is a girl to do?

Should she choose to be the "Psychotic Natalie Portman Swan", and charge her credit card in a fit of madness to achieve perfection...only to wake up the next morning wondering why the credit card company has called on behalf of "suspicious activity"?

Ash "Heidi Sandal"
sold at Shop.bop.com
$215

 Or should she go with option B, and be the Mila Kunis Swan? Sure she might be the "alternate", but the alternate is still pretty damn good, right? And at least she knows how to have a good time.

9 West "Enning" Shoe
$89
Available at ninewest.com
and also in black

"Gayle Shoe"
$80
www.Bakersshoes.com

9 West "Chartres"
$79
Available in other colors and at ninewest.com

Or she could go with Option C- The Natalie Portamn White Swan... I mean sure it's not absolute PERFECTION, but she still got the part. And it sure as hell beats having a psychotic break and stabbing yourself the next day for wishing you had saved that $155-$190 to spend on something more productive- like actually be able to afford to go somewhere in the shoes you bought.

Kenneth Cole "Unlisted Shoe"
$59
available at piperlime.com

Mossimo "Paz Strappy Healed Sandal"
$25
sold at target.com