My Curves Will Go On

I figure I didn't want to go on a blog hiatus for too long otherwise something awful might happen again, like Rick Santorum becoming president or other unspeakable things.

Ever heard that awful but sort of endearingly nerdy joke- "I'd love to be the tangent to your curves"? Okay maybe some of you don't have quite the same sex appeal with the nerdy white boys in calculus class as I do... too bad I wasn't wise enough back then to make them do my homework for me. Damn that type A personality of mine. Anyway, I'd like to think Kate Winslet decided to take a walk down derivative memory lane in the last year when she started showing up to award ceremonies representing just how important the area under the curve is. Now Kate Winslet isn't classically what I would define as "guy hot", she's more the type of woman that girls respect because "she has such great cheak bones" or "isn't afraid to work her curves". But either way, I think even my male audience can show some "Damn girl" respect. The whole look is simple, clean, and classy which is something a lo of the other curvaceous woman in hollywood haven't always mastered (Kim Karadashian, Christina Hendricks, Scarlet Johansson- THROWING YOUR BOOBS IN MY FACE 24/7 IS NOT NECESSARY, CAUSE ONE OF THESE DAY'S I'M GOING TO THROW THEM BACK... you heard me).

Here's a few pics of Kate WORKIN it on the runway with some of my favorite cheaper alternatives. You don't have curves? Don't worry, that's the beauty of these dresses, even the most rectangular, hipless skinny bitches out there can fool the untrained eye- you're secret is safe with me.

My Curves Will Go On...and ooooon

Not a bad reason to brush up on your calculus

Jack risked death trying to hold onto these curves 

Asos "Body-Conscious Dress With Zip Front"
$53.72
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ModCloth "On Your Side" Dress
$47.99
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Lulu's "Raise the Bar Black Striped Dress"
$35
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Asos "Straples Dress in Stripe"
$32.33
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Lulu's "Dot's What She Said Black Dress"
$37.50
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Lulu's "Happy Hourglass Color Block Dress"
$62
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